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Lars Ditlev was a Danish-American football player.
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Toto is a legalised form of lottery sold in Singapore, known by different names elsewhere. It is held by Singapore Pools, the only legal lottery operator in Singapore. As of April 2015, it was the second most popular type of gambling activity after 4-Digits. The profits from Toto go to the Singapore Totalisator Board which uses the money for charity and other worthy causes.
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Turkey competed at the 2019 European Games, in Minsk, Belarus from 21 to 30 June 2019. Turkey has previously competed at the 2015 European Games in Baku, Azerbaijan, where it won 29 medals, including six golds.
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