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Tulip Hysteria Co-ordinating is a fictitious work of art by Marcel Duchamp.
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Billbergia eloiseae is a species of flowering plant in the genus Billbergia. It is endemic to Colombia.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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The North Smithfield School District is a school district in the Primrose section of North Smithfield, Rhode Island. It operates two elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school.
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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